Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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