maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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