Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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