16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.