he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We're too hungover to prance.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend