i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic