"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it