I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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