Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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