when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
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