What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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