Me too!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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