We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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