the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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