sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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