Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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