Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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