Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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