it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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