The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
