yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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