Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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