is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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