Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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