i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
if i died would you start the facebook group?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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