Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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