The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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