Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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