Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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