walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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