so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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