i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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