okay pat passed out under dana's car
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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