I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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