and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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