That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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