windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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