Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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