yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
We are two peas in an std pod
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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