I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i would punch a child for taco bell
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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