yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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