Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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