Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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