jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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