This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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