i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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