whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Randomize
