can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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