No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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