You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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