so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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