made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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