I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'm at about main and main street
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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