Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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