I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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