Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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