you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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