Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just google imaged poop.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Randomize
