Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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